Costa Concordia captain claims he tripped and fell from sinking ship into lifeboat
The captain of the stricken Italian cruise ship Costa Concordia is claiming that he tripped and fell into a lifeboat during the emergency.
Francesco Schettino said he stumbled as the ship was tipping dangerously and he was helping passengers, according to media reports.
“The passengers were pouring on to the decks, taking the lifeboats by assault,” he is alleged to have told an investigating judge according tom Italy’s La Repubblica newspaper.
“I didn’t even have a life jacket because I had given it to one of the passengers. I was trying to get people to get into the boats in an orderly fashion. Suddenly, since the ship was at a 60 to 70 degree angle, I tripped and I ended up in one of the boats. That’s how I found myself there,” The Daily Telegraph quoted him as saying. (Photo: Reuters)The ridiculousness of this claim made me LOL.
“oops i tripped into safety”
i hope they make him walk the plank
Ahahahahaha.
OH NO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, I AM IN A LIFEBOAT.
This is like when people claim to have fallen when they show up in the emergency room with a lightbulb up their ass.
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Bahahahaha Kirsten. You’re awesome.
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kirstensdesk reblogged this from nationalpost and added:
Just like that time I tripped and fell on a random penis…
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…..seriously?
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DOUCHE OF THE MONTH AWARD GOES TO: Costa Concordia captain claims he tripped and fell from sinking ship into lifeboat...
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Captain of a ship and you don’t have the sea legs to handle a 60 to 70 degree list? tsk-tsk. He should have been...
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This is like when people claim to have fallen when they show up in the emergency room with a lightbulb up their ass.
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From the National Post: Your honour I was chopping these onions when the mailman accidentally ran into my knife....
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LOL I actually burst out laughing. Oh my god, priceless.
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Oy gevalt.
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90% of me feels this “Captain” was on drugs or drunk off his ass
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Really?!
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Ahahahahaha. OH NO HOW DID THIS HAPPEN, I AM IN A LIFEBOAT.
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“I tripped, and fell into a lifeboat, which somehow caused me to find myself safely the Hell away from the absolute...
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“oops i tripped into safety” i hope they make him walk the plank
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wat no.
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The ridiculousness of this claim made me LOL.
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